Order of Griddles & Trails

The Griddle
Index

Enter the hike. Receive the stack.

A pancake is roughly 200 calories. A mountain is roughly a lot of them. This settles the exchange rate.

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The readingGT-0000

Contour map of the pancake stack you earned CONTOUR INTERVAL: 1 PANCAKE
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Fill in the hike and press the button. The griddle does not judge, it only calculates.

Est. by two people, over pancakes

The Order of
Griddles & Trails

There are no dues, no meetings, and no membership list. You join by hiking somewhere and then eating breakfast about it. That's the whole charter.

  • The stack is earned on the trail and collected at the table.
  • Elevation gain counts double. Everyone knows this.
  • A diner found on the drive home outranks a diner found on the internet.
  • Anyone who meets you at the diner gets one pancake, out of mercy.
Shirt

Will hike for pancakes

The founding document, worn.

Sticker

Earn your stack

Water bottle, bear canister, trailhead sign. Two of those are fine.

Mug

Summit,
syrup,
repeat

For the coffee you drink while the griddle heats.

Water Bottle

Can't pass out before pancakes!

Holds water. Or emergency syrup. We aren't checking.